New Age Anonymous (NAA): 12 Steps for the Recovering New Ager

Humanity Grant me the serenity to accept life without astrology
The Courage to change my name back to what it was
And the Wisdom to know that aliens can't save me

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(look up words you don't know in the glossery of New Speak)


What people are saying about NAA:

"I knew I was healed when the Whole Life Expo came to town and I went to the 49er game. Thank you NAA, I'm grateful to have my priorities back."--F.S., Mill Valley, CA

"Finally, a group of people who don't care about rising signs!"--T.M., Maui, HI

"After just three months of untherapy, my inner child is safely back in the closet--where she belongs!."--P.W., Sandpoint, ID

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Whole Foods On The MOove Recipes

a few pages of simple, cheap, easy to make, maybe hard to pronounce ingredients and recipes...great transitional tips for anyone interested in adopting a healthier diet.



Photon Foods

For optimal assimilation and health, foods should be eaten in as close to their natural state as possible---in other words whole, raw, and seasonal. Included are most of my favorites---all recipes I've been living on for years...but be creative and adjust ingredients to suit your tastes and/or make up entirely new recipes of your own. When you find a way of eating that's both healthly and fun, your body rests easy. Bon Photonappetit!



Essays and Shorts

She Snakes & the Medicine They Ate

Forever Morning

Dream Bomb

25 December: A Japmas Christmas

ALMOST TURNED JAPANESE**, tokyo circa 1994


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